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October 07 2017


sorry heteros, 80s music is gay culture

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sometimes i scroll through stephen king’s twitter and i’m never disappointed




i had the most baffling encounter at work today.

apparently someone left their iphone in our store. the phone was found by a woman, henceforth known as “Terrible Lady,” when Phone Owner set off the “find my iphone” alarm. the alarm is accompanied by a “please contact this # if found” message. Terrible Lady utilizes this number to text Phone Owner, demanding $100 in return for the phone. Phone Owner says they can’t afford it, there’s some back and forth, etc. etc., and eventually Phone Owner threatens to call the cops.

Terrible Lady brings the phone (which is still making the obnoxious “find my iphone” noise, and continues to do for the duration of the encounter) to my register, complaining about the audacity of Phone Owner, as if refusing to pay the $100 is an egregious personal insult. i “mhm” a lot, silently judging her, but relieved she has sensibly decided to release the phone into the store’s custody so we can return it to Phone Owner without further drama.


fifteen minutes later, after she has checked out, she comes by my register just long enough to say “make sure she pays the $100, i’ll call to see when i need to come pick it up!” and is out the door before i can even process the fact that this women genuinely thinks that the burlington fucking coat factory is going to be the middleman for her definitely unethical and most likely illegal lost iphone extortion scheme. (side note: i looked this up once i got home from work, and it turns out that, yeah, it’s totally illegal in our state)

sure enough, an hour later, Terrible Lady calls: “hi, is this cashier #5? [that’s not my name but thanks] has she brought the $100 yet??”

there are like 2 cashiers on duty and 20 people in line. i beg my manager to take the call, which: smart move. because my manager ends up on the phone with Terrible Lady for 20 minutes, telling her that we will, under no circumstances, require Phone Owner to pay $100 before we give them the phone. eventually, Terrible Lady realizes we mean business, and SHE threatens to call the cops on US because we took the phone from her “under false pretenses”

manager hangs up on Terrible Lady /end

What did I just read?

One of the most accurate depictions of how awful customers can be.

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What are you doing with your life if you aren’t watching Lin-Manuel Miranda singlehandedly drag Trump to hell on twitter

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this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell

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Кот Лёва. Не отдаю, просто хвастаюсь

“cat named Lyova. not giving him away, just bragging”



every time I burp I legally have to do a rick sanchez impression or they won’t let me see my family again

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

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Hollywood is pathetic

Akira is literally about the influence of Imperialist America in post-Pacific War Japan this is absurd

Paramount has the rights to a live action Beyblade movie and that’s all I want to see.

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god fucking damn it

I can’t believe there still existed homestuck trivia i was not aware of

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run while you can before it’s too late

That skull grew eyes out of sheer disdain


You know what I like. xD

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what if the clown sightings in 2016 started as a publicity stunt for the It (2017) movie but when it started spreading and all the bad news came out the production company decided to never go public? the clown sightings started during the same months the shooting of It (2017) took place

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Rupert Grint constantly wearing Harry Potter related shirts is the best thing ever

October 06 2017

please read / boost !



hi. my name is jack and i’m an autistic qtpoc trying to immigrate! i’ve been in a bit of a financial crisis for a while now… you can read more about that at my youcaring at this link (here). i’m reposting both because my other post has lost traction and to update on my current situation

good news: my permanent residency application is finally in! all i can do is play the waiting game at this point but it’s a relief to have that settled. the bad news: i just had to pay the government $1,104 dollars in order to even submit my PR application. (proof: link 1, link 2, link 3)

that was a huge setback to my finances that i’m still feeling even a month later and am having a hard time recovering from. it’s the end of the month so i have to pay all my bills, including my $800 payment to the university (read above) and my $645 rent. that doesn’t include my medical bills, which are for my hormone replacement therapy and my treatment for fibromyalgia

i have no financial support other than myself at this point. i have two jobs right now that both pay above minimum wage and i work every day of the week most of the time so i’m doing what i can so no one has to help! even $1 goes such a long way for my survival. you can donate at my paypal shinjiabrahams@yahoo.ca, via the donate button on my blog, or via youcaring. any option is fine. if you are uncomfortable donating i can sketch you something in return for $5-10 

thank you to everyone who has already donated and continues to support me, i owe you my life and i remember every name that i see in my email (especially those of you who have donated repeatedly). when all this is over you are the first people who are going to know and i’m going to repay for your kindness.

sorry for the tl;dr, please boost if you can !

it’s the end of the month. i got really sick this past week and had to call in one day for work but have otherwise worked throughout my entire sickness but i’m still really short on my bills. if you could spare even a dollar it would help so much, and so would a signal boost. thank you

October 05 2017

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them guys from good omens

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raven, being cool and magic ✨✨✨

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the big takeaway from most simpsons rewatches is that carl and lenny were in love

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if in doubt, draw a voltageous gal !!! ⚡⚡⚡

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if in further doubt, draw a fangtastic gal !!! 💖💖💖

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