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May 15 2018

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transjhonder:

this is the co-creator of D&D 5e. i just want to point that out, this isn’t some random guy tweeting this. this is official staff.

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augustdementhe:

gahdamnpunk:

gahdamnpunk:

gahdamnpunk:

HELL TO THE YES I would

update:

another update lol

*quiet noises of glee*

passionpeachy:

passionpeachy:

why does the su fandom pretend to want “less human” alien designs from the show when as soon as someone has a slightly weird hairstyle or they realize the zircons’ “hoods” are all hair they immediately puss out

apparently when y’all say “alien” it just means basic shit like dark sclera or shark teeth when truly we should be grateful they managed to make a neckbeard look hot

steven universe fan: the crewniverse are apparently not creative enough to design aliens that aren’t just technicolor humans, so allow me to suggest something more risque like maybe we can give the gems sharp claws and eyes that are not wh

crewniverse the absolute kinksters: 

skinoutqueen:

Here’s some hard to swallow pills that’ll probably make people upset but is 100% the truth and idc.

You do not have to stay in a relationship with a mentally ill person if it becomes too much for you to handle. You are not their saviour, that’s not your responsibility to save them.

Any person who uses their mental instability to control you staying is a shitty person. IE “if you leave me I swear to god I’ll kill myself”, still not your responsibility, LEAVE.

sidera-resonat:

What you think WIP stands for: Work In Progress.

What it actually stands for: Won’t It Please finish itself.

thepoorgroomsbrideisatrot:

animentality:

ginathethundergoddess:

trashcandean:

thecheshiresmiles:

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn.
he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit.
and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

New favorite cryptid: locals

plain-and-tricky:

Ever think about how katsuki has the “rowdy delinquent” feel but goes to bed early, is very studious, and didn’t start fights because he was worried about his permanent record

And then you got deku the “meek introvert” who has his friends, mother, childhood hero, the entire school faculty ,and police department begging, but are ultimately powerless to stop him from getting into fistfights with literal supervilllains in the streets every month


Because I think about that a lot

officialoislane:

two issues into Superman/Batman, and they’re already perfect, look at this:

banter

this iconic moment

the way they mask everything with humour despite being worried about each other

also just the fact that the banter is never-ending

bidoof:

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.

that-one-irish-idiot:

bravadopinfire:

shieldposts:

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

honestly 

May 13 2018

0l0x:

“bone removal

without approval”

sounds exactly like a fucking Dethklok lyric

shwagerr:

petting a dog and it goes to someone elseimage

laymansterms12:

“I am All Might! The symbol of truth and justice!!”

scotchtapeofficial:

megapope:

zone0neko:

megapope:

let’s all go out to a walmart parking lot and chisel a name and date of birth and death into a bunch of these things

that’s how you get very short zombies to burst out and take over walmart

love the implication that headstone height is chosen based on the height of the person

as soon as you engrave something into a tombstone a dead body spawns underneath it

mojoflower:

tardisinthetimewarp:

banananutcraycray:

misswompler:

westerninfluence:

glassescat:

OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND 

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

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WHY ARE THE ABS SO DETAILED AND NOT THE FACE WHAT

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OMFG LINCOLN LOOKS LIKE EDWARD CULLEN WITH A BEARD I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

I HAVE A DRESS MADE OUT OF THIS FABRIC AND I GOT TO BE IN A PARADE BECAUSE OF IT

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This is the Alexander Henry Pin-Up collection - and they are all fucking amazing!

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OKAY I WORK IN A FABRIC STORE AND ONE TIME THIS LITTLE OLD LADY CAME UP TO ME AND SLAMMED THE INDEPENDENCE DAY ONE DOWN ON THE COUNTER AND SAID, “THIS. THIS IS WHAT OUR COUNTRY NEEDS.”

I had an older man come into the fabric store that I used to work in and dropped 3 bolts of the firefighter one on my counter and said, “I need this. I don’t know what I’m gonna do with it, but I need it.” a man behind him then yelled, “Pyjamas!” and the first man said, “My husband recommends pyjamas.” 

Quality content…

@ekkatea

killuo:

golfgalaxy:

i might get in trouble for saying this but feet are actually so nasty they belong in socks and nowhere near a mouth im risking my life to post this so plea

faust-rider-nightrouge:

gemkids:

gemkids:

gemkids:

a gemsona based on a gem that looks like a fruit gusher

wait a minute this looks familiar-

this has far too many notes why are you all like this

THIS IS A BUILDGRIST GEM,PROTECT HIM

solgaleolesbian:

solgaleolesbian:

its been a year since that tracer gay comic but i still remember that guy on the blizzard forums that threw a tray of chicken nuggets at his mom out of grief for tracer being taken by the gays

gavrockandroll:

you are the dancing queen

young and sweet

this bitch empty yeet

redrainyumbrella:

kurtofskyforlife:

disneyismyescape:

Fun Disney Fact! Fiona was the first red-headed Disney Princess when she made her debut in 1988, one year before Ariel did in The Little Mermaid (1989)!

Shrek came out in 2001

Good for him.

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