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November 18 2017

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fuckyeahgravityfalls:

igot2ne1problems:

“Kids? Kids!? C’mon, talk to me! Who’s responsible for this?!”

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captainkonot:

comics before bed. still loving the spongebob musical

bookhobbit:

good morning everyone I just went to ask my cat why she was making noise but I got caught between saying ‘fuss’ and ‘ruckus’ so I actually asked her “is this what all the fuckus is about?”

dontwantyourb-ody:

Catching feelings is bullshit. I’m just eating french fries why i gotta think about kissing you? Fuck you

November 14 2017

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November 13 2017

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spongebobaesthetic:

Text stills in Spongebob Squarepants season 3, episode 50b: Krusty Krab Training Video

probablylookingfordragons:

Do any of y’all ever get romantically frustrated? Like you really want somebody to just cuddle and kiss and love because that sounds like the purest, most amazing thing in the world, but you just can’t find anybody?

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corona-bp:

Corona likes to play DnD with me on Sundays

nonbinarypastels:

zanabism:

graduating later than other people means absolutely nothing at all. like you both completed the same requirements and have the same qualifications–why does it matter if you completed it in 5 years and they in 4?? in 6? in 3? you had experiences they didn’t have and they had experiences you didn’t have. relax. take your time if it’s allowable. if that’s what it takes for you to get through your degree and do your best, that’s what you should do. you’re going to succeed. you’re going to be okay. 

^ This also applies to people who got their GEDs rather than graduated with a traditional high school diploma.

Shit happens and sometimes people have to leave school or are unable to finish their diploma the way people usually do. Getting your GED does not make you less intelligent or less successful or less anything else than getting a regular high school diploma. Getting a GED is an ACCOMPLISHMENT, it’s something you should feel proud of not bad about, no matter how late in life you ended up getting it.

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unclefather:

all systems checked out

bubonickitten:

one of the most frustrating moods is Desperate Need to Create Something, Anything + persistent lack of motivation/attention/ability/time/inspiration/energy to do so 

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weavemama:

pettybread:

weavemama:

*Gretchen Weiners voice* put it in the book

I THOUGHT THIS WAS FAKE BUT ITS REAL GFDSHASFBK

Unfortunately it’s not fake, the president of the United States actually tweeted this

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iamthecutestofborg:

iamthecutestofborg:

Not all heroes wear capes

The saga continues

wildest-dreamer:

cellular-thirst:

imp:

do any of you regularly think “FUCKKK i started talking about myself again im so conceited” while having a normal conversation with someone 

I’M JUST TRYING TO BE RELATABLE TO HELP EASE YOUR PAIN: a novel

Oh my god I thought I was the only one

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thoranda:

I told Gamora how when I was a kid I used to pretend David Hasselhoff was my dad. He’s a singer and actor from Earth, really famous guy. Earlier, it struck me, Yondu didn’t have a talking car, but he did have a flying arrow. He didn’t have the beautiful voice of an angel… but he did have the whistle of one. Both Yondu and David Hasselhoff went on kick-ass adventures and hooked up with hot women and fought robots. I guess David Hasselhoff did kind of end up being my dad after all. Only it was you, Yondu. I had a pretty cool dad. What I’m trying to say here is…

November 12 2017

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mmkayn:

vastderp:

lalaland1212:

theatre-whovian:

vastderp:

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

today is trans day of fuck

4lung:

broodmother:

shit fuck damn


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